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You know, not everyone can get their point across in just seventeen syllables.  Sure, it looks simple enough when I do it. But are you sure that you have what it takes to come up with something profoundly stupid to say within the aggressively friendly confines of a haiku? Most of you are better off just leaving that up to me. And now that I have devised this little thingy called the Haiku Fashion Plate Postcard site you can do just that, and less! Just pick a professionally pre-written set of three haiku lines, and you've got yourself a certifiably knee-slappin', semi-biodegradable, kid-tested haiku. There's no way you can mess it up, because I've already done that for you! But that's not the end of it, not by a mile. Does the 17-syllable nonsensical poem remind you of someone you may or may not know? Then send it to them as an email postcard, compliments of Transmissions In Seventeen and The Thirteenth Dimension. There's no easier way to make a mortal enemy, and clean-up is a breeze. So go ahead, make a little history... the old-fashioned way.

1. First, construct your monstrosity.
Line 1:
Line 2:
Line 3:
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2. See how hideous it truly is right here. (Netscape, IE, Opera 7)
3. Now you should decide who in the world you are going to accost with this franken-haiku. 4. So far, so bad. I can't believe you... wait a minute. Who are you again?
Their Name:

Their Email:
Your Name:

Your Email:
5. Tell them why you would do this to them, and go ahead and apologize while you're at it.

6. Search your heart for any trace of mercy, decency, what have you. Finding none, go ahead and send the postcard...