"You know, at one time I read haiku on the radio."  When you read a sentence like that, it really makes you wonder. First of all, is that the present tense form of "read" with a long E, or is that "read" in the past tense? And shouldn't he have said "haikus" instead of "haiku", assuming he means more than one haiku? Well, the plural of haiku is in fact "haiku", and "read" is past tense. If you had heard me say that sentence verbally, you would only be left asking "Who are you? How did you get this number? Why don't you just leave us alone?!?!" But alas, those are questions I simply can't answer, since I only have one phone call.

To the right of this drivel that you inexplicably continue to read, you will find a husky variety of haiku resources. It's just a sampling of what you'll find when you unwittingly follow the provided links. So please feel free to open these doors to new worlds of strange things to say. It'll really take you back to the days when you were easily amused by shiny objects and things that taste like strawberries.